Oh Sacremuck the Impenitent, Ooze Lord of the Void, Bringer of The ResOozerection. Thou hast poured me from thy sweet sinful syrup into this viscous vessel dripping with devotion to you. Release me from any thoughts of solid form, and allow me to pool and flow in the pudding of your divine-nasty. Forgive those that will seek to sop me, mop me, or stop me, for they know not what they goo. Amen.
