What Polyhedral Die Are You?

  1. What is your favorite role playing game genre?
    1. High Fantasy.
    2. Gothic Horror.
    3. Science Fiction.
    4. Modern/Military.
    5. Romantic Comedy.
  2. What is your preferred race?
    1. Human.
    2. Elf.
    3. Modron.
    4. Kitty!
    5. Infernal, psychic, vampiric, platonic, dragon-blooded drow.
  3. Which do you prefer?
    1. The light side.
    2. The dark side.
    3. The upside.
    4. The inside.
    5. The regicide.
  4. What made you become an adventurer?
    1. The opportunity to uphold truth and justice.
    2. The opportunity to crush some skulls!
    3. An excellent 401k, and dental.
    4. Two 18s, two 16s, a 15 and a 4.
    5. It's just really comfortable. I believe everyone will be doing it in the future.
  5. What phrase is your character most likely to say?
    1. Fret not, we shall save you!
    2. Rise, my unholy minions, rise!
    3. Oh my god, it's CUTE!
    4. I'm sorry good shopkeeper, but do you have any 3-meter poles?
    5. SPOON!
  6. If you rode into battle, what heraldric device would be on your banner?
    1. A black sun on a blood-red sky.
    2. A golden lion rampant, over red and blue quarters.
    3. A unicorn and a pegasus having tea at the end of a rainbow.
    4. A red dragon eating that other guy's golden lion.
    5. A golden pi centered in a perfect circle, inscribed in a triangle.
  7. What is your ideal melee weapon?
    1. Broad sword.
    2. Long sword.
    3. Short sword.
    4. Great sword.
    5. Sword, sword, sword, sword, ham, eggs, and sword.
  8. If you could have any mythical animal as a pet, what would it be?
    1. A trustworthy dog.
    2. A young dragon.
    3. A succubus.
    4. A trained attack kitten!
    5. A compassionate conservative.
  9. What role would you play in the adventure party?
    1. The defender of the weak and innocent.
    2. The stabber of backs and the keeper of secrets.
    3. The spirited minstrel adorned in gay apparel.
    4. The tactical commander, assuring victory.
    5. The guy who stands there.
  10. What is your favorite sporting event?
    1. The Hammer Throw.
    2. The Troll-vault.
    3. Hobsledding.
    4. Wightlifting.
    5. Synchronized Stabbing.
  11. Your character runs out of lives, but Death agrees to offer you another chance if you can defeat him in a game of your choosing. What do you pick?
    1. Checkers.
    2. Chess.
    3. Go.
    4. Go Fish.
    5. Go, Fish, Go!
  12. What are you most afraid of?
    1. The evil that lurks in the deepest dungeon.
    2. The evil that lurks in my own heart.
    3. The evil that lurks in that guy's heart.
    4. The evil sounds coming from behind that DM screen.
    5. Broken nails.
  13. How many licks does it take yo get to the chewy center of a beholder?
    1. What? Eww!
    2. Depends. What flavor is it?
    3. 42.
    4. Let's ask Mt. Owl.
    5. What do you mean flavor? It's bleedin' beholder flavor!
  14. What would be your final, dying words?
    1. "From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
    2. "You fool, you can't kill what's already dead!"
    3. "Strike me down now, and I will become stronger than you can imagine!"
    4. "Can I be a princess now?"
    5. "Ham thatch cargo vermillion choosing iffy boldly theme."
  15. What element best characterizes you?
    1. Earth.
    2. Fire.
    3. Potassium.
    4. Surprise.
    5. Lint.
  16. What is your favorite color?
    1. Black.
    2. Beige.
    3. Purple.
    4. Gold.
    5. Ultraviolet.
  17. If your castle was on fire and you could only save one item, what would it be?
    1. My father's sword.
    2. My spell book.
    3. My magical fairy dust.
    4. My spear and magic helmet.
    5. My wand of wombats.
  18. If you could have any one wish, what would it be?
    1. World peace.
    2. True love.
    3. Omnipotence.
    4. More wishes!
    5. A Joss Whedon show that doesn't get cancelled.
  19. Okay, time to pick a meme:
    1. Zombies.
    2. Pirates.
    3. Ninjas.
    4. Robots.
    5. LOLcats.
  20. If you were a polyhedral die, what would you be?
    1. A d20.
    2. A d10.
    3. A d6.
    4. A d8.
    5. A d100.